What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

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What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.