After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Because 7 ate 9.
Quiet the opposite.
Six more weeks of bad hockey!
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
The Air Force, because its US AF.
