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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.