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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin