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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin