What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Vcr Jokes More Vcr Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.