What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

Stopping it with a shovel

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.