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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Paddle Pool Jokes More Paddle Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.