You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Because his mother was in a jam.
How I bought your mother
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Disburse!
In the onion ring!
Opinions!
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
