What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?