Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
He tractor down
Because their hands are always in someone else's!
Do I hand my life in
Mine is the Ford F Series.
From a catalogue. ba dum tss
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
Cloning.
Some will know this some won't It's a towel
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
