Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore?

They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.