Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

To the bat cave!

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!