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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

February Jokes More February Jokes

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.