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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

February Jokes More February Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just February!