February... because it has the least number of days
There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Search and Destroy.
They'll get chapped lips!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
Because 7 ate 9.
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
Sep-timber
12 months not just February!
February 14th.
