Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a few inches

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Kraken Jokes More Kraken Jokes

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!

What's kraken?

Badum chh)