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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Car Windshield Jokes More Car Windshield Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.