It didn't hit the car's windshield.
To get to the other bride!
To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
Kung Food!
They looked both ways before they crossed.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
This could use some salt.
Dam(n).
Because it was irony.
Its arse.