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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.