It didn't hit the car's windshield.
Because then they'd be two tired
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
A Graduated cylinder.
The third degree.
Flypaper.
Because of the windshield.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
Because she's dead.
So he could look at others' faces.
A gorilla pooped on his face.
A bird that lays down!
Amok
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
A Daeshboard
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Crackula