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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula