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Car Windshield Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up