He had trouble unscrewing it.
Isn't this using the internet backwards
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
He was expecting showers.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
Because he always uses the force.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
A nut for a jar of tuna.
