Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.