All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
So he can be juan with everything.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Because he always came in a little behind.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you
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Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
A bulldozer
John Treevaulter.
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Because Africa isn't a country.
