10 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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10 Key Jokes More 10 Key Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"