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4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO