4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Sulk Jokes More Sulk Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.