4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Sulk Jokes More Sulk Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)