Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

Penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

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What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

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