Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

Penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

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What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name?

Broco Lee

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Carrot-eh

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.

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What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.