Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

Penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)

What is Bruce Lee's favorite food?

Whoppaaah

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Smirnoff Isis Jokes More Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

French Jokes More French Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Karate Expert Jokes More Karate Expert Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

Kar-a-TEA HA

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...