Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

Penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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They'll tell you.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA

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What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage?

Supreme Liter Coke

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

Kar-a-TEA HA

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.