Beverage Jokes

What drink is better than average?

A beverage.

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What beverage is often very helpful?

Lemon-ade

What beverage should you give someone who is publicly intoxicated?

Penal tea edit: to someone

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

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What's a linguist's favorite beverage?

IPA

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

Kar-a-TEA HA