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Bronie Jokes

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What should you never say to a brony?

Hello

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic