Bronie Jokes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.