Bronie Jokes

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you call a brony in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.