A GIbronie!
I thought friendship was magic
A chicken egg.
Because they have running yolks.
M'laria
The egg gets laid!
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Clothed minded
His shirts get all winkly.
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Russel.
A Sweeping Generalization.
