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Car Trouble Jokes

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

Axl Rose Jokes More Axl Rose Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.