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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Axl Rose Jokes More Axl Rose Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Injun Jokes More Injun Jokes
German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.