Different Box Jokes

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage