Different Box Jokes

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

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Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.