If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
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When the door is open.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door >
Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
Foyer protection
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
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A door to door salesman!
You ask them to hold the door for you.
Bettina minute you'll open this door!
Matt.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
Belle-t up and open this door!
A polite bulb.
A turkey.
Bolzano the door!
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Let my peephole grow!
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
Apple the door myself!
You knock on the door.
It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.
The girl necks door.
Alexia again to open this door!
Open the door and kick her out.
Knock on the door.
He didn't use enough force...
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
Annabel would be useful on this door!
Close the door.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.
Islams it.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..
Ben knocking on this door all morning!
We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.
Hodor
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Canon open the door then
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
When it's ajar.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Can I please get a drink
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
They're listening to duckstep!
None because they pee sitting down.
He puts it in the Wash.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
He was addicted to crack.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
You look quite put-together this evening.
A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls
It raises a stink!
Something that stinks and stings!
