Door Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Chubby Jokes More Chubby Jokes

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks