Fitting Jokes

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris

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Barstool Jokes More Barstool Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Obese Man Jokes More Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Car Part Jokes More Car Part Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.