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Fitting Jokes

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

Statistician Jokes More Statistician Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.