Harbour Jokes

What do you call an empty harbour?

An Air-port

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

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Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

Researcher Jokes More Researcher Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.