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Harbour Jokes

What do you call an empty harbour?

An Air-port

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

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Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Researcher Jokes More Researcher Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.