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Harbour Jokes

What do you call an empty harbour?

An Air-port

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

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Researcher Jokes More Researcher Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The New York jets.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.