The purchaser.
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A non-prophet organisation.
They planet!
Nothing, it was on Mars
You have no life
Because you have to planet.
Organised crime.
You planet!
They planet.
P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln
They only have one Tinkie-Winkie
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Head.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
Don't worry, they'll tell you.