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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Organise Jokes More Organise Jokes

What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

How do you organise a space party?

You planet!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

Non Prophet Organisation Jokes More Non Prophet Organisation Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.