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What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Diabetic Girlfriend Jokes More Diabetic Girlfriend Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad