Sweet pee.
Sweet Pee
Because it held up a pair of pants.
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
You rub them the wrong way
Carpet!
Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.
Diabetes.
A rebel without a Claus.
Bye, son.
He asks. Because my arm is getting tired
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Salvador Deli.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
A drummer.
Bob