Sweet Pee Jokes

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

Diabetic Girlfriend Jokes More Diabetic Girlfriend Jokes

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.