Sweet Pee Jokes

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

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What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor