Sweet Pee
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Sweet pee.
I stopped butchering goats.
Because it was rated R.
They said IT couldn't be done
A guy laughing his balls off.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
He have diabetes
Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
A one night stand with Jesus
That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"