She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
My ex wife.
Memory loss.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Her Highness will tell you
A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Yours.
GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!
Used Tampons
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Your ears stay warmer.
Shine a torch in her ear!
When I had diarrhea.
