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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

End Jokes More End Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.