How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.