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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.