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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...