What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia.

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.