They are both generators (jenner-rater)
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Little seizures.
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
A pedometer
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
Current.
One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods