The black ones steal your watch.
It became a daddy short legs!
Depends.
Because he was grounded!
A handshake
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
Beer in each hand!
His hands were tied.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
It said "twist to open"
No one likes the black ones
Nobody likes the black ones.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
