What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

Gynecologist Jokes More Gynecologist Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.