WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
He liked to chop and change!
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Post office.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
19. Got a problem with that?
What's the porpoise?
She had no sense of porpoise.
Comment after reading the article.
A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
After the ring, you wake up!
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
