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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How to annoy a Redditor?

Deleted

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing