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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How to annoy a Redditor?

Deleted

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.