What's the word that starts with 'n', ends with 'r', and you wouldn't ever want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Ukraine your neck.

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...