What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.