Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How can if you have a stupid dog?

It chases parked cars!

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

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What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

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What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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