When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Marriage

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ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Footage.

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A brazillian

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Gronkowski

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