What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt