Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What starts with r and ends with d?

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He Apollo-gized.

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Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Because part tickles.

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Tell him your plans.

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He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Shoot him before he hits the ground

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They went on strike!

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One strike, and they're out.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.

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Because she's a medium

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.