Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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I do.

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Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Reasons unknown

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.