Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Irish Wedding Jokes More Irish Wedding Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.