5 1 Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!