5 1 Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Sequence Jokes More Sequence Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

A tournament

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.