A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
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Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
A bat.
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
The New York jets.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
Nowledge.
So they could make corn dogs.
A widow
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.