Badum Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.