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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Who lives in the White House?

The black man

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Carpentry Business Jokes More Carpentry Business Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans