Badum Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

City Jokes More City Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)