Denim Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

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None, they prefer natural light

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket