Denim Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

March Madness Sale

We've Got This Love Thing Down

$5.99

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

You might also enjoy:

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Mario Brothers Jokes More Mario Brothers Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!