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Dung Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

' Jokes More ' Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.