Dung Jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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The gearbox in the wife's car...

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He played a flat baroque piece!

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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A small medium at large.

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Because he was a quack head

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What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

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