Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
An udder failure!
Cornstock
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
It got week old.
Because he cauterize.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Where's my tractor?
Prom
Pair o' Dice Lost
They only...
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Who sews in a barn
A chip monk.
Cool Ranch!
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
